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Biographies: Lister


| Red Dwarf Character: DAVID LISTER |
| Born: "discovered" in November 26th, 2155: Under a grav-pool table in Aigburth Arms |
Feats/Talents/Likes:
- Beer: straight lager, milkshake form, or hot with croutons
- Vindaloos
-
Curry
Kristine Kochanski
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Childhood:
- Loved Legos©
- School nickname; "Fat Boy"
- Never did well in school. Only "work" that he applied himself to do was to draw mustaches on the pictures of sperm in his Biology book. His inability to work led David to hate work when an adult.
- Lost virginity with Michelle Fisher on the tenth hole of the Bootle Municple Golf Course
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Jobs:
- Scrumping for cars
- Part-time job as a trolley parker at the Mega-Mart.
- 3-piece band, Smeg and the Heads. David created such classics as "Om" and "The Indling Song"
- Third Technician David Lister, number RD52169 on the Jupiter Mining Corporation Vessel Red Dwarf
- "Bum"
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Dreams:
- Starting a farm on Fiji, with Kochanski; breeding cows,
sheep, and horses. They would even open a chain of Hot Dog and Doughnut Diners.
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| Real Life: CRAIG CHARLES |
Date of birth (location)
- 11 July
1964, Liverpool,
England, UK
Information:
- Life long dream to play professional football. Came close by playing for both the Tranmere Rovers and the Liverpool Youth Team.
- Wrote: The Craig Charles Almanac of Total Knowledge in 1993.
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Other Roles:
- Saturday Night Live
- Funky Bunker
- Captain Butler
- Some cooking show - he was cooking beef and Newcastle Brown! The show's called "The Reluctant Cook".
- I also saw him in a play about some prisoners on BBC2, but I know not of the name.
- Craig Charles did 'What's That Noise' a children's music program for a while. He also introduced a series of Sci-Fi films on BBC2.
- Host of the show Cyberzone. Craig Goes Mad In Melbourne.
- Them And Us.
- Prince Cinders.
- English Express (UK children's English educational program).
- He was a regular on Wogan's late night show. Things he did before Red Dwarf: mostly poetry readings and current affairs for black people.
- Just watched our Craig do a poem on the James Whale Show (11/11/95). It was called Brewer's Droop, and was pretty good. Tonight seems to be Craig Charles Night - I also saw him on Big Night In earlier.
- Craig managed to get himself on TV three times in the space of about two hours last night. In order of appearance: Don't Give Up Your Day Job Big Night In and James Whale Show.
- An episode of The Bill
- I also saw him in a play, a different one, I think, with two other blokes. It seemed to be some kind of re-hash of Jesus' Last Supper - *perhaps*... It was in costume, but had a kind of contemporary feel to it.
- Craig Charles in Linda La Plante's The Governor, in which he plays a psychopath.
- CRAIG CHARLES is in "Help!" Also in this show is JAKE ABRAHAM, the Alternative Lister from The Inquisitor.
- Movies and TV shows
- "Jailbreak"
(2000) TV Series .... Host
- Colour of
Funny, The (1999) .... Keith Dennis
- "Robot Wars"
(1998) TV Series .... Himself (1999-
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- Red Dwarf 8: Byte 1 (1998)
(TV) .... Dave Lister
- Can't Smeg Won't Smeg
(1998) (TV) .... Dave Lister
- "Captain Butler"
(1997) TV Series .... Captain Butler
- "Funky Bunker"
(1997) TV Series .... Himself
- "Space Cadets"
(1997) TV Series .... Himself
- "Cyberspace"
(1996) TV Series
- Red Dwarf Smeg Outs (1995)
(V) .... Dave Lister/Himself
- Asterix in Amerika (1994)
(voice) .... Asterix
... aka Asterix Conquers America (1995) (UK)
... aka Asterix erobert Amerika (1994)
- Red Dwarf Smeg Ups (1994)
(V) .... Dave Lister/Himself
- "Cyberpunks and
Technophobes" (1993) TV Series .... Himself
- Prince Cinders (1993)
(voice) .... Cat
- "Cyberzone"
(1993) TV Series .... Himself
- "Them and Us"
(1992) TV Series .... Himself
- Ghostwatch (1992) ....
Himself
- "What's
That Noise" (1989) TV Series .... Himself
- "Craig Goes Mad in
Melbourne" (1988) TV Series .... Himself
- "Red Dwarf"
(1988) TV Series .... Dave
Lister
- "Night Network"
(1987) TV Series .... Himself
- "Video View"
(1987) TV Series .... Presenter
- Business as Usual (1987)
.... Eddie
- Notable TV guest appearances
- "Night Fever"
(1997) playing "Himself"
- "10 Percenters,
The" (1993) playing "Bobby Titan" in
episode: "Revenge" 1996
- "Bill, The"
(1983) playing "Martin Bailey" in
episode: "Honeypot" 10/31/1995
- "Have I Got News for
You" (1990) playing "Himself"(episode
# 10.7) 1995
- "Word, The"
(1990) playing "Himself" 1994



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